In the Beginning
The other day my 17 year old son was busy in the kitchen nuking a whole platter of frozen burritos - as a snack.
He did a big smile when he saw me, “Know what I’m going to give my sister for Christmas this year?” he said. “They’ve got these super-huge stuffed teddy bears for sale at work and I gonna pick one up this afternoon.”
Now mind you, his older sister lives about 400 miles north of us in a teeny-tiny apartment and I happen to know… detests stuffed animals.
“How are you going to get it to her?” I maneuver.
“Isn’t she coming down for Christmas?”
“Nope, and even if she were, she drives a super small car. How would she to fit the bear into it?”
“Oh.”
Gnawing his lip a little, he begins listing other things that I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be interested in either. So like a good Mom, I tactfully shoot them all down until cross-eyed he blows out a sigh, “Well, what do you think she would like?”
“I know she needs money…” I tell him.
This gets me to pondering my gift list and I ask him what he would like for Christmas.
With a toothy grin he raises one eyebrow and replies, “Money!” and I start thinking, “Yeah, me too…”
That’s When I Get Hit
… with this Brilliant Idea and I say to him, “Hey, how about I give you $500 for Christmas?”
His eyes go wide, “Yeah?!” Then he leans his elbows on the table and his face goes all dreamy.
“Then you send your sister $500…” I notice his spine stiffen and his eyes narrow in suspicion.
“And she can send me $500!” I see his mind doing a “Huh?”
Then he pivots and reading my thoughts, a major grin splits his face.
This is how screwy the artistic mind can be. My kids are use to it. In fact, they’ve inherited my crazy thought processes.
This is Great!
We all get a warm Christmas Spirit glow from giving an especially generous gift. We get that joyful feeling when we receive a windfall, and the best part? It’s way easy on the pocket!
I can just hear the conversations now… “What’d you get for Christmas?”
“Me?” I shrug, “I got 500 bucks!”
“No way, man! - I wish someone would give me $500 for Christmas!”
Go For It
Now You can, ’cause you know the plan! To heck with the economy, no more shopping ‘n crowds, no more wondering if you’ve found the perfect gift. Just rotate this through your whole gift chain. You know they’ll love what you give and your gonna love what you get too! It’s a win-win.
Now go forth and and have yourself that Merry Little Christmas we’re all dreamin’ about. And when the bills come in after the Holidays, you can sit back, put your feet up with a cup’o hot cocoa and toast the New Year with abandon - no Holiday bills for you!
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Photo Credit: Thank you Loren Javier!